Friday, August 27, 2010

Friday Funny

Hannah was insisting that she was the Mommy (in a fruitless effort to get out of naptime) and I was so amused that I started asking her questions. Here was our conversation:

Me: So you're a Mommy?
Hannah: Yes I am.

Me: How old were you when you got pregnant?
Hannah: I was really old. Like 6 or 9.

Me: How did the baby get in your tummy?
Hannah: Jesus gave me the baby and he put it in my tummy.

Me: How big was your tummy?
Hannah: It was thiiiiiis big (hold arms out as far as they can go).

Me: What was your favorite part about your baby?
Hannah: Feeding her.

Me: How do you feed a baby?
Hannah: With your cheek.

Me: How did the baby get out?
Hannah: Through my chest and tummy.

Me: Where did you go to have your baby?
Hannah: I went to a baby shower.

1 comment:

Lauren said...

Should I be worried about my baby shower next weekend? LOL! I'm not ready to have my baby quite yet!!!