Thursday Thirteen

13 Things I Learned From Watching "How I Met Your Mother"

I know I've already done a Thursday Thirteen about this show, but it's just so dang funny that there are plenty of things to say about it. So, in honor of the show starting it's new season this week, here are some things I've learned from watching the show.

1. You can walk 500 miles but you can't push a car without wheels.

2. Krav Maga is not a form of yoga.

3. Never slap a person without the approval of the Slap Bet Commisioner.

4. Wood glue does not replace screws in coffee tables.

5. Nothing good happens after 2am.

6. Ted Mosby is a jerk.

7. Never buy an apartment until you are sure the floors are level.

8. Architects are hot.


9. Taking 5 shots in 2 minutes is a bad idea (I think we all knew that one).


10. Even fake swords can send someone to the hospital.


11. Never leave 100 mice in a cardboard box overnight.


12. The worst pick-up lines seem to get the best results.


13. Don't insult police officers if you need a ride home.