Thursday Thirteen

Thirteen Funny Phrases From My Toddler

1. "I'm awake!"
This is what she says to me every morning when I come in to get her. Not "good morning" or "hi" but "I'm awake!"

2. "Want rock again!"
This is what she says when Daddy stops playing Guitar Hero.

3. "I need Cash!"
No she isn't talking about money, her favorite little friend is named Cash. Sometimes when she asks for him at a store, people look at me funny but whenever I take the time to explain it, people always comment on what an adorable name that is. I agree!

4. "Uh-oh, we're home!"
She's just started saying this for some reason as we pull into the garage and I think it's pretty funny but I am trying to get her to say "yay we're home" instead.

5. "The lights are on."
This is funny because she was looking out the window when she said it, so I had to explain that those weren't lights, that was the sun.

6. "I'm a grumpy gus."
Sometimes I call her a grumpy gus when she is in a bad mood. Now she occasionally she answers this way when you ask "what's wrong?"

7. "I need shopping!"
This one isn't funny, I just like that I trained her so well at such a young age. ;)

8. "Ceiling is inside, sky is outside."
One day, Hannah looked up, pointed to the ceiling, and said "sky". I said, "No baby, that's the ceiling. The ceiling is inside, the sky is outside." Now she says this over and over again every time she looks up. It's also funny because it sounds like "c-wing is insiii, sty is ow-siiii".

9. "Need clean up!"
This is her attempt to stay up later when her "need play little bit" fails, but we do let her clean up her toys before going to bed. We're not dumb.

10. "So pretty"
She says this about herself while looking the mirror - it's how I got her to start letting me brush her hair but it's funny because she stops and says this in front of all mirrors, no matter where we are.

11. "Ooooh big girl!"
Hannah did not like stepping on the scale at the doctor's office last time she went for a well-child visit, so we have been practicing at home. Now whenever Mommy has to go to the doctor, she insists on stepping on the scale too after Mommy gets weighed. She always says "ooooh big girl" because that's what I say to her at home. I hear nurses giggling.

12. "Need salt baby"
Yes she has a fake salt shaker and she salts her baby dolls. No idea why.

13. "I need cuddle with Mama"
This one isn't funny but it's soooo cute. I'm going to miss it when she stops saying it.