Hannah: It's not like I want detention.
Me: What? What do you mean by "detention?"
Hannah: The opposite of attention.
After listening to the Miley Cyrus song "Wrecking Ball"
Hannah: It goes "I came in like a raindrop."
Hailey: No, I think it goes "I came in like a rock star."
Hannah: Why does that billboard on the side of the road say "don't drive naked" and have a picture of a naked woman?
Me: Ugh, well some advertisers have no sense about what is inappropriate.
Hannah: I know! Don't they know that grandmas drive by here?
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