Friday Funnies

Hannah: I bet you were bored before I was born.

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Mommy: How many kids do you think you'll have some day?
Hannah:  Maybe 2.  Or 20.

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Hailey: People and T. Rexes have bones.

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Hannah: Why don't I have a chest like you?
Mommy: Because you aren't old enough to have a baby.  Those are for feeding babies milk.
Hannah: You grow cows in your chest?!?

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Mommy: Aw, you love your baby doll.  Do you love babies?
Hailey: I love baby kitties.
Mommy: That's sweet but do you love babies?
Hailey: No.  Them too weird.