Hailey (watching Veggie Tales): Mommy, look, it's God!
Me: Um, Hailey, that's a camel....
Hannah: Hailey, let's put our heads together to solve the problem!
Hailey walks over, puts her forehead against Hannah's, and stands that way for about 10 seconds.
Hannah: Thanks Hailey! I got it!
Me: Why are you sitting in a box?
Hailey: Cause I'm tending (pretending) to be a baby and babies like boxes.
Hannah (on election day): We got to vote for president at school!
Me: That's great! Who did you vote for?
Hannah (acting upset): I accidently voted for Mitt Romney.
Me: How did you accidently vote for Romney?
Hannah: I forgot the other guy's name.
Hailey: I want awfuls!!!
Me: What?
Hailey: Like sister! I want awfuls!!!!
Me: You mean waffles?
Hailey: NO! AWFULS!
We are at the grocery store on the Monday before Thanksgiving. Hannah spots an Amish family and walks over to them while I am helping Hailey.
Hannah: I really like your Halloween costumes.
Me (pulling her away quickly): Sweetie, that those aren't costumes.
Hannah: Oh, I thought they were dressed like Pilgrims for Thanksgiving...
Hailey (explaining to Hannah why she likes cats): I only like nice puppies and nice kitties and there are no nice puppies. (In fairness to her, she got nipped and scratched by some puppies about 6 months ago and has been terrified of dogs ever since)